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June 10, 2010 / lionelbean

They Had Stew For Dinner

I had kibble.

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  1. char / Jun 10 2010 9:56 PM

    Lionel, have you done agility training before?
    Love your blog xx

  2. lionelbean / Jun 11 2010 9:33 AM

    Agility.

    *sigh-sneeze!*

    You know, it’s just so political. Last summer Superdogs got at me, and I was like “I’ll join your pack, sure – but only if I can do it my way, yeah?”

    I mean, A-frames and weave poles and hoop tunnels are fine, I guess…for a whelping puppy. I developed this next-level routine with a lot more pizazz (and jagged glass and fire), a routine that I feel would have taken the sport from matinee to primetime.

    But the old white men in charge couldn’t handle my ideas, and I wasn’t about to compromise and become complicit in the world-wide plague of underestimating audiences just for the sake of a few pieces of treat lining my snout.

    On a broader lever, I guess it’s true what they say – genius is never recognized in its own Lionel.

    Thanks for the belly rub. Any treats?

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