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October 1, 2008 / lionelbean

I’m Never Swimming Again

Since when do sharks attack dogs? Aren’t they just supposed to hunt and devour Robert Shaw and the various children of Amity Island?

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When I first heard about this story, I thought “What a brave man, diving into the water to save his pup. I wonder if J or Ms. P would punch a shark in the face to save me from certain death?”

But after J showed me that video of Crazy Eyes boasting about his hammer-dive rescue, I thought “Jesus. No wonder Jake swam into a shark’s mouth. Better luck next time, friend.”

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