Since when do sharks attack dogs? Aren’t they just supposed to hunt and devour Robert Shaw and the various children of Amity Island?
When I first heard about this story, I thought “What a brave man, diving into the water to save his pup. I wonder if J or Ms. P would punch a shark in the face to save me from certain death?”
But after J showed me that video of Crazy Eyes boasting about his hammer-dive rescue, I thought “Jesus. No wonder Jake swam into a shark’s mouth. Better luck next time, friend.”
